Part ii of:
Because Every Day Is Fucking Magical
Watch your step. Come in. Come in!
Right through this door. No mater that you don’t see it.
You step over the threshold into an aura magnificence. You can tell by the eager faces behind you.
You feel it. You bow your head. You bow because the person if front of you bowes.
The line of visitors behind you eagerly push you forward. Ceiling is lower. You bow deeper.
You are compelled.
Reverence by low ceiling.
Lower, lower. You bow.
Then you kneel before the Alter of Le Clown.
The passage is narrow. The way through is forward.
You do obeisance to LeClown. LeClown trademarked God™. Waywardspirit heisted LeClown’s magnificence™.
So God™ is in Waywardspirit’s pocket.
As you bow before the altar of Le Clown owner of God™ your power got sucked out of you and into Waywrdspirit’s Magical Power-Saver Gene Jars™.
Your power just got sucked out and stored up just like when you sign your signature.
Thanks for coming.
Invite your friends.
Come back next week for great rewards in heaven™.
You’ve earned them!
Part iii …coming next week.
17 thoughts on “This Is Not a Trap”
Damn….stupid clown. I should never have come in.
Mua ha ha ha ha!
All of WordPress will soon be mine!
This is savvy.
y part i, donde esta? me dejaste picada…looked for it and dont see…?
typical: I walked right in with eyes wide shut
Don’t mind me, I’m not with these people. I’m just passing through….
Damn, I’m trapped…..
i bow to no one
and my signature
is an extension
of my power
i open other doors into summer
ha ha interesting – thanks for inviting us in 🙂
“So God™ is in Waywardspirit’s pocket.”
Great organisational skills.
I am somewhat relieved that this is tongue-in-cheek. At least, I hope it is. 😉
all of wordpress will soon be…mine, intertwined into
your lyric tripped me up on
laughter to —>SMILE
and low and behold,
Namaste corrupted: The devine sense of humor in me salutes the devine sense of humor in you.
Made an old man chuckle. Thanks. 🙂
The pleasure is all mine Tim!
Loved the God(TM) and Heaven(TM)… 😉