8 thoughts on “Screw Johnny Appleseed

  1. Inspire apple pie
    smell celebration
    Under the apple tree
    full baskets cool orchard
    Conjured from a seed

    anonymous unborn sparkle
    with apple pie memories
    American Apple Pie
    Let his investment die

    Sorry Johnny


      1. Agreed.

        Some crazy people…outliers tend to make sure we don’t get our sweet and experience from the actual green paper, rather than what apples used to taste like…
        So are we screwing Johnny’s dream of apples for everyone. Sorta like Steve at first….Apples for everyone…..Wonder if he is the reincarnation…
        Glad you disagree with the status quo of “Screw Johnny Appleseed….
        You are cool.


      2. “This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
        ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy


    1. You have a good mind…fermented perhaps…
      No research done, here. Story goes old Johnny set a town up with seedlings instructions and dreams, then went on to the next American pre-apple pie town. He didn’t stick around to monitize. His reward- the apple pie future of America… One of the hows and whys that make America great …doing it for the dream…not that monitizeing is not awesome. Would he be legend for becoming the billionaire apple magnate?
      I wonder if apple seeds where his secret undercover super hero weapon.
      Or…maybe it was all about 40 proof.


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