Power Farts

To Gain Power

In five butterfly flaps

For new human encounters

Simply secretly ask:

How many strong?

How much goods, resources?

Are they defended?

How can I use them?

Can they be enslaved?

Follow this easy tried and proven recipe

Conquistador Pizarro’s team documented just these research questions.

Then designed the exciting “New World“ in accord

Look at their great success!

All you do then is use the data to

Hijack the narrative devalue identity, divide and confuse

dunk into gossip, and conquer the unsuspecting

If you want to feel strong and shrewd

Don’t wait! Start now.

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